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Dag Healing Poem

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180 syllables is a lot!

 

... like this:

 

Oh my god

3

Becky, look at her butt

9

Its so big

12

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

22

Who understands those rap guys

29

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

46

I mean her butt

50

It's just so big

54

I can't believe it's so round

61

It's just out there

65

I mean, it's gross

69

Look, she's just so black

74

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

83

You other brothers can't deny

91

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

104

And a round thing in your face

111

You get sprung

114

Wanna pull up tough

119

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

127

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

134

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

142

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

151

And take your picture

156

My homeboys tried to warn me

171

But that butt you got

176

Make Me so horny

181

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It is a lot.

And that is not an acceptable healing poem. :P

you allowed the "quest for the holy grail" chanting, but not this? boooo!

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Behold: the healing poem that saved many of your butts at CoK. Also attached is the word file if you want to bring your own copy to event sign-in.

 

Space Pope take me to the stars ..................7

The sun, the moon, and even mars .................8

Your reach is far, the need is great .............8

Heed these words and share their fate ............7

 

Long ago I went to war ...........................7

To fight the scourge of Cairenhold ...............8

I held aloft my blessed sword ....................8

And said "By Space Pope, let them come!" .........8

 

They said their eyes were red as flame ...........8

I heard it told, from the depths they came .......8

Their breath is fire, their tongues are forged ...8

Thus are the beasts of dragon's gate .............8

 

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9

“Be brave my sons, tear them apart” ..............8

 

The fates were kind, they let me in ..............8

The dragons lair, the den of sin .................8

I placed my sword upon it's heart ................8

And with a prayer I thrust it in .................8

 

The dragon fell upon the ground ..................8

'Twas then I heard a crunching sound .............8

A dragonling, by his father smushed ..............9

Two new recruits, the next big push ..............8

 

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9

Be brave my sons, tear them apart ................8

 

Total – 192

 

 

 

Adapted from Voltaire’s “Crusade”

http://www.lyricsmania.com/crusade_lyrics_voltaire.html

 

 

Healing Poem on Google Docs

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my additions:

 

To the sun, the moon, and even mars .................9

Space Pope take me to the stars ---7

Your reach is far, the need is great .............8

Heed these words and share their fate ............7--------31

 

Long ago I went to war ...........................7

To fight the scourge of Cairnhold ...............8

I held aloft my blessed sword ....................8

And said "By Space Pope, let them come!" .........8-------31

 

They said their eyes were red as flame ...........8

from the depths they came .......4

Their breath is fire, their tongues are forged ...8

Thus are the beasts of Cairnhold .............7-------27

 

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9

“Be brave my sons, tear them apart” ..............8--------17------106

 

The fates were kind, they let me in ..............8

Their foul lair, den of sin .................6---14

We fought for days, our metals matched--8

Until i grew slow, was stabbed, and collapsed--10

In my last heartbeat of life, -7

I heard a dead voice soaked in grave’s wine--8

“You’re in the Legion now! Get on the line!”—10----44

 

To the sun, the moon, and even mars .................9

Space Pope take me to the stars---7---16

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Or,

 

Interior Crocodile Alligator--11

I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theatre--11

 

x9 times

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Now baby I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare 15

Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there 9

Niggas copy everything we say 9

Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A. 11

Ridin' an' swervin', Kush I'm blowin' 9

Doors wide my trunk bump like Eddy Road 9

I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper 11

I'm rich bitch but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper 12

Shell toes, yes. P.R.P.S 7

There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest 12

Polo fresh, I am ze mon 7

I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron 12

Told niggas keep it Carmelo, okay 10

Rolled past Dave told him hello and hey 9

Me and Cash in something old on twenty-three's ho 12

Back window says "Mama Mel Bicho" 9

Skateboarders grind, I grind too 7

That's why you can catch me in D.C. shoes 10

I quit the team but believe I'm ballin' 10

Want a verse, put up a stack or quit callin' 11

Thirties on my Chevrolet call me super duper 13

Garage like Roots I got more whips than Kunta 11

Riviera sitting on the Bulls best hooper 12

Y'all still ridin' twenties, y'all some oompa loompas 11

Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior 11

My four fifteens woke up de neighbors 9

Interior crocodile alligator 11

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater 11

----------------------------------------

= 269

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Please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

please

 

make the dark team be some kind of hip-hop.

 

we can call it

 

DARKSIDE RAP

 

(Note for the uninitiated, a 'darkside wrap' is the name for a specific type of shot with your sword in Dagorhir)

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It should include 'Something Something Something DAAAARRRKSIDE!'

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