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#1 User is offline   Kender 

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:43 AM

180 syllables is a lot!

... like this:

Oh my god
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Becky, look at her butt
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Its so big
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She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
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Who understands those rap guys
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They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
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I mean her butt
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It's just so big
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I can't believe it's so round
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It's just out there
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I mean, it's gross
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Look, she's just so black
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I like big butts and I can not lie
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You other brothers can't deny
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That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
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And a round thing in your face
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You get sprung
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Wanna pull up tough
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Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
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Deep in the jeans she's wearing
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I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
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Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
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And take your picture
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My homeboys tried to warn me
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But that butt you got
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Make Me so horny
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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:20 PM

It is a lot.
And that is not an acceptable healing poem. :P

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:45 AM

View PostVicious the Jester, on Sep 19 2009, 11:20 PM, said:

It is a lot.
And that is not an acceptable healing poem. :P

you allowed the "quest for the holy grail" chanting, but not this? boooo!
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Posted 23 September 2012 - 12:33 PM

Bump, because we need healing poems.
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:21 PM

I think a legion poem should include something about the Space Pope. =)
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 06:55 AM

How many syllables in "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet? ;)
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 07:41 AM

What's a syllable?
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Posted 16 October 2012 - 10:30 PM

Behold: the healing poem that saved many of your butts at CoK. Also attached is the word file if you want to bring your own copy to event sign-in.

Space Pope take me to the stars ..................7
The sun, the moon, and even mars .................8
Your reach is far, the need is great .............8
Heed these words and share their fate ............7

Long ago I went to war ...........................7
To fight the scourge of Cairenhold ...............8
I held aloft my blessed sword ....................8
And said "By Space Pope, let them come!" .........8

They said their eyes were red as flame ...........8
I heard it told, from the depths they came .......8
Their breath is fire, their tongues are forged ...8
Thus are the beasts of dragon's gate .............8

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9
“Be brave my sons, tear them apart” ..............8

The fates were kind, they let me in ..............8
The dragons lair, the den of sin .................8
I placed my sword upon it's heart ................8
And with a prayer I thrust it in .................8

The dragon fell upon the ground ..................8
'Twas then I heard a crunching sound .............8
A dragonling, by his father smushed ..............9
Two new recruits, the next big push ..............8

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9
Be brave my sons, tear them apart ................8

Total – 192



Adapted from Voltaire’s “Crusade”
http://www.lyricsman...s_voltaire.html


Healing Poem on Google Docs
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:01 PM

my additions:

To the sun, the moon, and even mars .................9
Space Pope take me to the stars ---7
Your reach is far, the need is great .............8
Heed these words and share their fate ............7--------31

Long ago I went to war ...........................7
To fight the scourge of Cairnhold ...............8
I held aloft my blessed sword ....................8
And said "By Space Pope, let them come!" .........8-------31

They said their eyes were red as flame ...........8
from the depths they came .......4
Their breath is fire, their tongues are forged ...8
Thus are the beasts of Cairnhold .............7-------27

The Space Pope’s words echoed in my heart ........9
“Be brave my sons, tear them apart” ..............8--------17------106

The fates were kind, they let me in ..............8
Their foul lair, den of sin .................6---14
We fought for days, our metals matched--8
Until i grew slow, was stabbed, and collapsed--10
In my last heartbeat of life, -7
I heard a dead voice soaked in grave’s wine--8
“You’re in the Legion now! Get on the line!”—10----44

To the sun, the moon, and even mars .................9
Space Pope take me to the stars---7---16
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:04 PM

Or,

Interior Crocodile Alligator--11
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theatre--11

x9 times
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:36 PM

Now baby I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare 15
Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there 9
Niggas copy everything we say 9
Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A. 11
Ridin' an' swervin', Kush I'm blowin' 9
Doors wide my trunk bump like Eddy Road 9
I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper 11
I'm rich bitch but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper 12
Shell toes, yes. P.R.P.S 7
There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest 12
Polo fresh, I am ze mon 7
I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron 12
Told niggas keep it Carmelo, okay 10
Rolled past Dave told him hello and hey 9
Me and Cash in something old on twenty-three's ho 12
Back window says "Mama Mel Bicho" 9
Skateboarders grind, I grind too 7
That's why you can catch me in D.C. shoes 10
I quit the team but believe I'm ballin' 10
Want a verse, put up a stack or quit callin' 11
Thirties on my Chevrolet call me super duper 13
Garage like Roots I got more whips than Kunta 11
Riviera sitting on the Bulls best hooper 12
Y'all still ridin' twenties, y'all some oompa loompas 11
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior 11
My four fifteens woke up de neighbors 9
Interior crocodile alligator 11
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater 11
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:43 PM

Please
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make the dark team be some kind of hip-hop.

we can call it

DARKSIDE RAP

(Note for the uninitiated, a 'darkside wrap' is the name for a specific type of shot with your sword in Dagorhir)
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 11:03 PM

It should include 'Something Something Something DAAAARRRKSIDE!'
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